Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
