Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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