This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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