i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
