Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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