Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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