matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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