We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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