there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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