summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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