What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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