We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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