Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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