Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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