check it out our google latitudes are spooning
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
it's great music for shaving your balls
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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