i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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