I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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