can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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