Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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