I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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