Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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