Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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