Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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