I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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