hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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