dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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