i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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