Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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