Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Randomize
