They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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