I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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