Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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