Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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