think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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