Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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