Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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