We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
