i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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