This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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