We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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