and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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