Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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