that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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