they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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