Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm both gender and math confused
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