Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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