he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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