i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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