Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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