Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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