talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Me. At least after what I've been through.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Randomize
